Either you are a football player that falls in love with a girl who's trying extort money from you, or you're this guy who digitally dates a girl who tries to kill you.

26-year-old Samuel Campbell of Adger, Alabama met a girl online two years ago. She's 24 and her name is Haley Fox. She lives in Turner, Oregon. They started a relationship online.

Samuel decided to to take the next step last week, packed up his stuff moved across the country to be with Haley.  I imagine he was tired of being faithful with no chance of sex and gave in to the relocation. They met each other face to face for the first time last Wednesday, at her house.

When he got there, she invited him to sit down at a table outside, gave him some wine, and told him to close his eyes.  So he did, then she proceeded to bash his head in with a baseball bat.

She hit him in the back of the head 3 times with a metal bat.  He wound up with a fractured skull and a gash so big it needed 18 staples.

Haley told the cops she decided she didn't want to be with Samuel after all and she figured the best way to get that message across would be by attempted murder.  She's been charged with assault.

 

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