Alleged Cop Killer Christopher Dorner Leaves Behind Blogs for a Ton of Scared Celebs [VIDEO]
For as insane and villainous as alleged murderer Christopher Dorner may be, he has pretty fair taste in celebs. The former LAPD officer left rambling rants to various entertainment personalities on his blog shortly before the California-wide manhunt for him began.
Dorner is suspected in the murders of five people, including a police officer, an officer’s daughter and her fiancee. Dorner’s motive is said to be revenge after what he feels was an “unjust firing,” per CNN.
In addition to posting horrifying threats to fellow police officers and their families, Dorner left messages for various celebrities, some of which were complimentary and some of which were outright insults.
Dorner praises CNN and MSNBC’s news coverage, encouraging several of each network’s anchors to “follow Cronkite’s lead.” While Dorner expresses disdain in particular for Piers Morgan, he horrifyingly and ironically agrees with the British-born anchor’s stance on gun control. He sent Anderson Cooper a bullet-riddled coin and some creepy artifacts, including a DVD and a note on Feb. 1, but the Silver Fox was unaware of the package until yesterday.
Elsewhere in the manifesto, Dorner goes for entertainers of various kinds, from athletes to actors and musicians, which you can read below.
Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.
Christopher Walz, you impressed me in ‘Inglorious Basterds.’ After viewing ‘Django Unchained,’ I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.
Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.
Larry David and various comedians:
Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.
Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.
Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f— do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of s—.
Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.
He continued with a list of famous ladies he adores:
“Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally.”
Dorner expresses his appreciation for certain music:
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.
Dorner then goes into his political leanings and calls out one person and one group in particular that he — and the rest of the world — reviles:
Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.
Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.
As a result of Dorner’s messages, some celebs he praised have come out begging him to turn himself in. Comedienne Lisa Lampanelli and Los Angeles radio personality Bill Handel each released messages of their own asking Dorner to stop hiding and resisting.
Our thoughts are with the families of the victims. May Dorner be brought to justice — and receive the help he needs — swiftly and safely.
Listen to Lisa Lampanelli’s Message to Christopher Dorner