Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
StarDust: Ryan Gosling and Britney Spears Used to Play Spin-the-Bottle Together + More
- As if JT weren't enough, Britney Spears has also swapped spit with Ryan Gosling.
When Gerard Butler Works Out, He Uses Small Children as Weights – Photo of the Week
Gerard Butler really needs to stop messing with our hearts, because we're falling for him hard.
First he recreated '300' for his fans, then he talked about dressing up for vagina festivals and he even humored the troops. Now he's lifting weights with children and hugging them and it's possible my ovaries just passed out cold.
Jimmy Kimmel + Kid Rock Want Germany to Free Justin Bieber’s Monkey. Or Else. [VIDEO]
Jimmy Kimmel, in conjunction with Kid Rock for some reason, plans to free Justin Bieber's monkey from its quarantine in Germany ... by threatening to kill David Hasselhoff.
It's so crazy that it just might work.
Lindsay Lohan Blows Off Another Deposition In Another Lawsuit With Another Attorney
Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom yesterday morning (April 8) for a recent deposition in a completely different lawsuit, but she didn't show up. Quelle surprise.
When Taylor Swift Is Dealing With a Breakup, She’s Basically an Indecisive Mess
Songstress Taylor Swift was the cover model for Your Body is a Wonderland magazine and she spent her time within its pages talking about what else -- her love life.
It's not like she's a successful young woman with anything else to talk about, geez.
Blake Shelton Will Officiate Kelly Clarkson’s Wedding and the Level of Adorable is Killing Us
In "so adorable we feel the need to hug a basket full of puppies" news, Blake Shelton will officiate and sing at Kelly Clarkson's upcoming wedding. (We didn't know you could hire him for these sorts of things.)
Halle Berry Says Her Latest Pregnancy Was a ‘Most Wonderful’ Surprise
Jessica Simpson was confused that unprotected sex could lead to a pregnancy, and even Kim Kardashian didn't seem to get how babies were made -- but we expected better from Halle Berry, who's "surprised" she's knocked up again.
Then again, we'll give her a pass. She's 46 and thought all this accidental conception stuff was behind her.
StarDust: Jamie Lynn Spears Misses Britney and Justin Timberlake Being a Thing + More
- Jamie Lynn Spears got drunk and nostalgic for the Britney/Justin Timberlake days.
Emma Watson as Nicki + Julia Roberts as Vivian – Celebrity Doppelgangers
To promote her upcoming film 'The Bling Ring,' actress Emma Watson decked herself out like hooker-turned-socialite Julia Roberts in the romantic comedy 'Pretty Woman.' (Either that or she needs a new stylist, and stat.)
Conan O’Brien Congratulates Jimmy Fallon for ‘Tonight’ + Showers With Chelsea Handler [VIDEOS]
Conan O'Brien may have had a few brief moments (okay, a year) as 'Tonight Show' host before the role was taken back from him by the so-called retired Jay Leno, but that didn't stop him from being happy for fellow late-nighter Jimmy Fallon, who was announced as Leno's replacement yesterday (April 3).
This of course was not the case on 'Chelsea Lately,' where he and Chelsea Handler get in a naked sh