Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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NBC Announces Jimmy Fallon Will Succeed Jay Leno as ‘Tonight’ Host Next Year
You've heard the rumors that Jimmy Fallon would take up the mantle of 'Tonight' from Jay Leno when he retired -- the pair even notably addressed them through song.
And today, April 3, NBC officially announced it'll actually happen.
Paris Hilton Spends Easter in a Playboy Bunny Outfit With Hugh Hefner + Snoop Lion [PHOTOS]
Perhaps finally accepting the fact that she will never take over the Hilton hotel chain, Paris Hilton slipped on a sparkly Playboy bunny outfit and partied with Hugh Hefner and Snoop Lion for Playboy's annual Easter egg hunt.
YAY JESUS!
Lindsay Lohan Wants the Kind of Rehab That Will Let Her Bring Drugs With Her
Back on March 18, Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal for a lockdown rehab facility in her lying to the cops case. But she had one condition: She wanted permission to take Adderall while she's drying out.
StarDust: Adele Spent Thousands Indulging Her Retro Inner Child + More
- Adele spent $23K on vintage video games like Pac-Man and Space Invaders.
Jennifer Lawrence Feels Like an ‘Ogre’ in Heels + Other Adorable Things That Will Make You Smile
Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence. (We were kind of hoping she'd show up if we did that, but apparently that only works in movies.)
In a new interview, the adorable actress and everyone's imaginary BFF proved yet again that she's just your average, hilarious, self-deprecating girl with an assload of money. Why a sonnet or a ballad hasn't been written about this chick yet, we
StarDust: Ellen DeGeneres and Wife Portia De Rossi Adorably Canoodled Down Under + More
- Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were freakin' adorable all over Australia.
Jim Carrey’s Gun Control Vid Prompts Sputtering Hysteria + Calls for Deportation [VIDEO]
As expected, right-wing conservatives and FOX News (we use that word loosely) were none too happy about Jim Carrey's 'Hee-Haw'-inspired video that called for gun control through song and mocked late NRA president Charlton Heston.
In response, a petition was created to send Carrey back to Canada, and FOX's Greg Gutfeld spewed a few nasty rants about the actor.
Sofia Vergara Goes Blonde [PHOTO]
Television bombshell Sofia Vergara is known as a brunette, but she's actually a natural blonde. And now she's back to her roots -- at least for the warmer months ahead.
StarDust: Drink Whenever Justin Bieber Is Shirtless and You’ll Be Wasted in No Time + More
- Justin Bieber goes through airport security half naked in Poland because it's Tuesday.
StarDust: LeAnn Rimes Wore an Itsy Bitsy Outfit to Her Step-Son’s Baseball Game + More
- LeAnn Rimes wore her finest short shorts to go to her step-son's Little League game.