Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Jesse James Is Getting Married Again Since, You Know, It Went So Well Last Time
Wedding bells are on the horizon for Jesse James and his soon-to-be fourth wife, drag racer Alexis DeJoria. It may seem like only yesterday that he was breaking the hearts of his third wife Sandra Bullock and former fiancee Kat Von D, but his peen moved on a long time ago.
Man. Keep up, people.
Justin Bieber Rants on Instagram That He’s Not a Loser Like That Lindsay Lohan [UPDATED]
Looks like that heart-to-heart with Will Smith was all for naught, because Justin Bieber has taken to Instagram once again with some controversial words.
Specifically that he's not going into rehab (nor does he deserve to be in rehab), that he's seen the entire world and that he's not a financial failure like Lindsay Lohan.
Charlie Sheen’s Kid Was Bullied, So He Wants You to Vandalize Her School
Charlie Sheen's inner warlock once again emerged when his 9-year-old daughter Sam became the target of bullying. So he did what any parent would do and called upon his over 9 million Twitter followers to get their finest rotten eggs, toilet paper and dog crap and vandalize his little girl's school.
Sounds reasonable.
Steve Carell, Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Take Up Arms on ‘Late Night’ [VIDEOS]
'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' is known for its strange recurring sketches, including one called “Real People, Fake Arms” in which actors replace their arms with mannequin arms. (Trust us, it's much funnier than it sounds.)
The premise for the latest version of the gag was this: Steve Carell and Jimmy Fallon once appeared on a Canadian soap opera together called 'Jacob's Patience,' but Carell refu
Ozzy Osbourne + Penny Marshall – Celebrity Doppelgangers
All black outfits and a preference for crosses and wearing sunglasses at night means obviously either Ozzy Osbourne is taking fashion tips from Penny Marshall or Penny Marshall is taking fashion tips from Ozzy Osbourne. Or, consider this possibility: They're the same person.
Have you ever seen them in the same room together? We didn't think so.
Justin Bieber Cancels Second Show in Portugal, Possibly Due to Poor Ticket Sales
Justin Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal, and it had nothing to do with health problems or paparazzi beatdowns.
Instead, it could be for a reason with which he's entirely unfamiliar: a simple lack of interest.
Justin Bieber Tried to Beat Down a Photographer Who Basically Called Him a Wanker [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.
Famous Fears: The Strangest Celebrity Phobias
Everyone's afraid of something. And if you're not, chances are you're not really human -- because even celebrities, those citizens we put on pedestals, have phobias, some of which can seem far from normal.
But even outside of Hollywood, if it exists, chances are someone you know is afraid of it. Yes, even rainbows. (That's called iridophobia.)
Jake Gyllenhaal Somehow Managed to Find a Model That Leonardo DiCaprio Overlooked
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal is currently dating Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato -- who, miraculously, hasn't yet been conquered by Leonardo DiCaprio.
Quick, stick a flag in her and claim her for the United States of Gyllenhaal before it's too late!
Andrew W.K. Is the New Face of Playtex Genital Wipes. So There’s That.
Self-proclaimed Party King Andrew W.K. is best known for his 2001 hit single 'Party Hard' from his album 'Get Wet.' But these days, in addition to giving his patented Party Tips on Twitter, he's hawking Fresh + Sexy genital wipes for Playtex. Because nothing gives your lady bits that not-so-fresh feeling like getting your party on.
Then again, this match-up is no weirder than him running a panel a