Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Adam Levine Thinks Honey Boo Boo May Have Been Who the Mayans Were Talking About
Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders.
Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch
StarDust: It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s Justin Bieber Being Full of Himself + More
- Looks like Justin Bieber is already having delusions of grandeur about everything.
Britney Spears + Kevin Federline Romantically Reunite – Over Their Tax Returns
Former married couple who disgusted the nation Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are being brought back together over the most practical of circumstances: an unpaid tax bill from the state of California.
Cue a montage of their children re-enacting 'The Parent Trap.'
Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Is Already a Model. We Fear This Will Not End Well. [PHOTOS]
Dannielynn Birkhead, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is following in her mother's footsteps -- no, not the ones with a penchant for breast implants, drugs and octogenarians.
Like her mom, young Dannielynn is now a GUESS model.
Lindsay Lohan Owes Charlie Sheen $100k in Sexual Favors Now
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have teamed up yet again, only this time it's not to have an incredibly awkward sex scene no one wants to see. These days, Sheen is helping Lohan pay off her taxes.
Kesha Wears Things Made From Her Fans’ Teeth
Kesha officially passed over that imaginary border from fun-crazy into crazy-crazy when she revealed she has a bra, headdress and earring combo made of her fans' teeth.
Cue the 'Psycho' music.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Get out your tiny violins and prepare the dirge. This celebutante leads a pretty charmed life, but if you listen to her side of the story, "Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me."
Nicole Kidman Leaks More Details About Her Doomed Union With Tom Cruise
Once upon a time in Hollywood, a vertically-challenged actor named Tom Cruise married a beautiful statuesque actress named Nicole Kidman and they lived happily ever after -- until they didn't.
Since their divorce more than a decade ago, Kidman hasn't said much publicly about the union, either because she's classy or because the Scientologists made her sign a 10-year contract of silence. (We made t
Lindsay Lohan Angers Barbara Walters. You Won’t Like Her When She’s Angry. [VIDEO]
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Is Barbara Walters gonna hafta cuttabitch? In her genteel way, maybe. Let's just hope there are pictures.
The journalist discussed perpetual mess Lindsay Lohan with her 'The View' co-hosts, mentioning that Lohan backed out of a '20/20' interview only to agree to a Q&A with Jay Leno instead -- and Walters is none too pleased about it.
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Kate Gosselin + Kendra Wilkinson Swap Lives, Children, Remaining Self-Respect
Reporter and author Robert Hoffman has some sort of beef with marginally-recognizable reality star and occasional mom Kate Gosselin. Mainly because she allowed former Playboy model Kendra Wilkinson to watch her eight children with the limited supervision of an entire television crew.