Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
StarDust: Taylor Lautner Robs the Cradle + More
- Taylor Lautner somehow played a child's love interest without it being creepy.
Donald Trump Acted Like Your Crazy Right-Wing Uncle After Obama’s Reelection
While celebrities cheered the reelection of President Obama last night, horribly-coiffed blowhard billionaire Donald Trump rolled around in his money like Scrooge McDuck and complained to an unsympathetic internet.
StarDust: Sam Worthington Arrested Researching Movie Role That Doesn’t Exist + More
- Homeless-looking and sloppily drunk Sam Worthington pepper sprayed and arrested.
‘Jersey Shore’ Cast to Reunite for MTV Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser
Those humanitarians on the cast of the 'Jersey Shore' are known for saving the world one drunk and disorderly at a time, but when Hurricane Sandy struck and destroyed much of the East Coast -- including their beloved Seaside Heights -- the gang put aside their GTL routine to actually do so…
Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail for Being the Lying Liar She Is
Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again -- NO! -- this time for lying to the boys in blue about her June car accident along the Pacific Coast Highway. A wreck she claimed wasn't her fault.
Do tell us more, Lindsay.
Do tell us more, Lindsay.
Redneck Not-So-Chic: Levi Johnston Wears Camouflage to His Own Wedding [PHOTO]
Levi Johnston -- the famously fertile ex of Bristol Palin's -- and his newest receptacle Sunny Oglesby got married Oct. 28 in a belated shotgun wedding that was very possibly inspired by repeated airings of CMT's classic show 'My Big Redneck Wedding.'
Gawker to Hulk Hogan: It’s Not Character Assassination if You Pulled the Trigger
Sorry internet, the Hulk Hogan-related sex tape drama hasn't ended yet, although we kinda wish it would. (We can still see that damned video every time we close our eyes.)
StarDust: Charlie Sheen’s Best Girl Gets Shiny New Ladyparts + More
- Charlie Sheen buys his favorite prostitute a brand new va-jay-jay.
Chris Brown Went to Rihanna’s Halloween Party as a Terrorist. He’s Classy That Way. [PHOTO…
Just in case you didn't think Chris Brown could possibly be more offensive, he's gone and proven you wrong with his Arab terrorist-themed Halloween costume. And rest assured -- or not so assured -- he's not alone in douchebaggery, as he has four equally horrible friends willing to com…
StarDust: The Internet Tries to Impregnate Mila Kunis + More
- Mila Kunis rumored to be pregnant after wearing a shirt she'll likely never wear again.