Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Irony Laughs as Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Calls Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley a Nobody
It's the battle of the mediocre musicians as Nickelback front-man -- and Avril Lavigne's fiance -- Chad Kroeger takes on former Sum 41 lead -- and Avril's ex-husband -- Deryck Whibley.
Did you follow all that?
StarDust: Katy Perry Makes a Political Fashion Statement + More
- Katy Perry is now a human ballot box. Make sure you use the right slot.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Stolen Clothes, Hidden Cash and Dreadful Fathers
It's been a few days with no significant Lindsay Lohan news, but you knew that couldn't last.
The latest? She reportedly stole a ton of clothes from the set of 'Scary Movie 5,' but maybe that's because she's nervous about keeping actual cash around and needs something to trade for life's little necessities like food, shelter, and piles of blow.
Even Diddy’s Car Accidents Reek of Money
Oh noes, Diddy was involved in a car wreck and the front end of his Cadillac Escalade was crushed by a Lexus. However will these bereft citizens deal with the physical and emotional damage?
Oh yeah. They're rich. So they'll just buy some new Cadillacs and Lexuses. (Lexi? Lexum?)
Twisted Tweeter Wants to Kill Christina Applegate’s Fiance for Stealing Her Away
A creepy (read: damaged) fan on Twitter has been sending Christina Applegate's fiance death threats for swiping Christina out from under him. Even though they've probably never met.
Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Likes the Man Candy. Allegedly.
Joe Simpson, the former Baptist minister and breast-loving father of Jessica, is allegedly gay, which would certainly explain his September split from wife Tina. What's more, he's now moved onto greener and manlier pastures with a 20-something plaything.
Again, allegedly.
And Lo, God Told Fergie to Give Up Drugs, and He Saw That It Was Good
Step aside, televangelists. Black Eyed Peas' singer Fergie is here to tell you all about her chat with God. But don't worry, he only told her good things like to stop using drugs and that the FBI was not tracking her whereabouts.
Well. That doesn't sound schizophrenic at all.
StarDust: Chris Brown Proves He’s Still a Horrible Person + More
- Since Chris Brown can always be a more deplorable human being, rumors are now flying that he wants Rihanna to get a boob job because it would be “totally hot.” Dysfunction junction, that's your function.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Interventions, Restraining Orders and Ceaseless Drama, Oh My
In the most recent "Lindsay Lohan continues to be a nuclear mess" news, it's been a very big weekend -- starting when her own father staged an intervention to get her back on the path to soberdom.
Normally we'd applaud this, but given Michael Lohan's willingness to sell his daughter out for the price of a pack of Skittles, his motives are, shall we say, questionable.