Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Amanda Bynes Has a Not-So-Secret Secondary Twitter Account
Amanda Bynes has been getting a lot of heat recently for what she's been saying on Twitter -- specifically using gay epithets and talking about "ugly" black people. But now she's found a kindred spirit who shares her exact feelings.
Just kidding. It's still her.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Nose Jobs and Gay Slurs and Slapfights, Oh My
Amanda Bynes continued her long, snowballing descent into the comfortable walls of a padded cell this weekend, talking about plastic surgeries and picking all sorts of fights.
Pink, Carly Rae Jepsen, Ron Howard + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 30) celebrities had possible skin issues, talked to fans, needed help, assaulted strangers and ruminated.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Maintaining She’s Sane, Loving Rihanna + Not Loving Us
Even though many people think Amanda Bynes has gone off the rails in the past few months, she still claims she hasn't -- which makes us wonder what kind of "normal Amanda Bynes" behavior we've been missing out on all these years.
Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?
Get ready for that to happen again.
William Shatner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Adam Scott + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 29) celebrities got ambiguous, hated on you, watched reality TV, figured out successful journalism models and made pleas to large corporations.
Amanda Bynes Might Actually Beat Her Latest Arrest After All
After Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of her window, everyone assumed the cops would find copious amounts of drugs in her apartment and throw the book at her.
But it turns out they didn't -- so Amanda might be set to walk away from the incident without so much as a wrist-slap.
LeAnn Rimes Is Still Reminding People About the Homes She Wrecked
Finally, LeAnn Rimes is content. Her new record is coming out, her stepchildren call her "mom" and she's happily married. Life is good.
Except ... not really, because she's still harping about how awful things have been.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Even Courtney Love Thinks Amanda Bynes Needs to Pull Herself Together
Courtney Love, perhaps upset that she's been cast off Hot Mess Isle by Amanda Bynes, has taken to Twitter to inject herself into the latter's ongoing crazy saga.