All black outfits and a preference for crosses and wearing sunglasses at night means obviously either Ozzy Osbourne is taking fashion tips from Penny Marshall or Penny Marshall is taking fashion tips from Ozzy Osbourne. Or, consider this possibility: They're the same person.

Have you ever seen them in the same room together? We didn't think so.

Ozzy is the former (and sometimes current) lead singer of Black Sabbath. Generally, he spends his time these days muttering incomprehensible things, yelling at his wife Sharon and having to deal with the media antics of his children Kelly and Jack.

Penny Marshall is an actress, producer and director probably best known for her turn as the L-wearing Laverne DeFazio on the buddy sitcom 'Laverne and Shirley,' and for helming movies like 'Big,' 'Awakenings' and 'A League of Their Own.' At no point in her life has she ever bitten the head off a bat. That we know of, anyway. (But man, we'd love to see Lenny and Squiggy react to that.)