Happy Columbus Day!  I hope you had a nice weekend!  It's time for another for Stolen Joke to get you smiling this Monday morning!

After the Columbus Day Parade this morning in downtown Binghamton, I will be hanging out at the Italian Festival!  So, I am in a good mood and want to pass the happiness along to you.  Today, I am giving you two for one with my Stolen Joke Monday!

 

 

 

Here is my first Stolen Joke for today:

Where do sick boats go?

To the dock!  :)

 

Here is my second Stolen Joke for today:

How do fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!  :)

 

Have a great week!!

 

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