Couples Who Drink Together, Stay Together

Everyone is always trying to find the secret to successful relationships. Is it patience? Is it communication? Turns out, it's alcohol. Here are some of the reasons why.

You won't remember what you were fighting about the next morning. It doesn't count if you can't remember, right?
When you get all of your arguing done when you're drunk, you don't have anything left to argue about when you're sober. That's nice, isn't it?
You are more honest with each other. According to a study published in The Journals of Gerontology Series B: Psychological Series, couples who drank alcohol together reported a less negative relationship over time.
You learn how to take care of each other. There is nothing quite like the bond you create when drunkenly taking care of each other.
You can't keep a secret, even if you tried when you two get drunk together, and nothing can bring you two closer than complete honesty, right?
When you both do dumb things, there's no room to judge one another!