DJ Khaled Proposes to Nicki Minaj, Creeps Out the Internet [Video]
Recognizing that the songstress is a busy woman with a full schedule, Khaled sought the help of MTV to film the not-weird-at-all proposal.
"I wanna be honest with you," he began. "I love you. I like you. I want you. I want you to be mine."
Before you go writing off the possible couple, keep in mind that Khaled did list one thing the two have in common.
"We got the same symptoms," he said. "We both suffer from success." Riiiiiight.
Check out DJ Khaled's heartfelt proposal in the video above, and then take notes on how not to pop the question.