Farmer Sets Relationship Bar With Cow Dung

It's really sad that we have to step up our love game because a farmer showed us up by using cow chips. But, now it's out there and ladies you should expect nothing less.

This lady had a crappy birthday, but in a good way. In Iowa, farmer Dick Kleis sure gave his wife a crappy birthday present -- but we mean that in the nicest way. Farmer Dick used a manure spreader to spell out "HAP B DAY LUV U" in a field visible from the living room of the couple's home.

His wife Carole was surprisingly happy with the gift of more than 50 tons of cow dung! She said, "He's done weird things before for birthdays, but maybe not this weird." Dick did also take Carole out for dinner and a movie to celebrate her 67th birthday. He said he wanted to do something unique and something he was good at so spreading manure seemed to be the ticket. He added, "I was going to put a heart out there after the happy birthday, but I ran out of manure." (Telegraph Harald)

Apparently, this farmer didn't get the memo to never show up his fellow man.