Newly-minted porn star Farrah Abraham had a real shot at becoming Charlie Sheen's new goddess -- right up until she leaked their text messages. That prompted an enraged response from Sheen.

But hey, no big. Farrah, 22, says she'd never date him anyway ... because he's super old.

"I really don’t even care [about Charlie dissing me]. That’s coming from someone so old and he needs to get his [life] together. I don’t even care. Anything he said doesn’t really even make sense to me," Abraham told Hollywood Life.

"I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen," she added, even though she's already tried to. "He is really not my type like that."

Her comments are a far cry from her texts to the 47-year-old Sheen, in which she was asking for "play-dates" (possibly between their children, but more likely between their genitals) as well as a role on his show 'Anger Management.'

Charlie almost certainly won't let her have the last word in this story. So now ... we wait.