30-year-old Nichole Reed of Florida went to a grocery store on Wednesday and shoved LOBSTERS down her pants...eight lobster tails to be exact! The lobster tails had a total value of $84. Here's the crazy thing...she wasn't stealing them to take home and eat...she was stealing them to TRADE for a trip to a Chinese buffet.  WHAT?!?!

She was arrested and charged with petty theft.