Here Are My Favorite Inventions Ever!

How many times do we use a product and say to ourselves, "I wish I invented this!"  We always say that we are going to invent this or that because we think we will become a millionaire.

I was thinking the other day about some things that were invented that I am grateful for.  Here are the top 5 inventions, in no particular order, that I love.

1)  Sunglasses--I will be the first to admit that I can't control my eyeballs when a pretty girl walks by.  Sunglasses help me to look less creepy if you don't know that I am starring at you!

2)  Pizza--It is the perfect food.  It has the perfect combination of protein, carbs and veggies in the sauce.  When I die I want to be buried in a pizza box.

3)  Rumble strips--If I had a nickel every time that that I veered over to the rumble strips on the highway, I'd have a lot of money.

4) The Internet--no comment!

5)  The Courtesy Flush--I'm not sure who came up with this first, but it was a brilliant invention!  All you have to do is ask my co-workers and wife if you don't believe me.

What would be on your list of the best inventions ever?