There are two guys who just wrote an entire book called "The Fart Tootorial".  They claim to have found 150 different terms people use to describe passing gas.

If there was ever a doubt about how immature I am, then let me clear the air (pun intended) that I laughed the entire time that I wrote this blog! 

Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.  Back draft.

2.  Baking brownies.

3.  Booty belch.

4.  Get out and walk Donald.

5.  Trouser cough.

6.  Air tulip

7.  Cornhole Clap

8.  Exhume the Dinner Corpse

9.  Testing in the Levi wind tunnel.

10.  Benchwarmer.

11.  Answering the call of the wild burrito.

12.  Barking spider.

13.  Colon bowlin'.

14.  Insane in the methane.

15.  Let Polly out of jail.

16.  Tushy tickler.

17.  Sphincter whistle.

18.  Mouse on a motorcycle.

19.  Orchestra practice.

20.  Bumsen burner.

21.  Thunder from Down Under

22.  Horton hears a poo.