I feel like there are multiple different types of Halloween guys; either they love it and have creative, awesome costumes each year... or they really just don't care and never dress up... or it's just another day and another excuse for them to be jacka****. And as a woman, being with the last type of guy is the worst hahah!

So guys, I'm going to help you out this year... well sort of! I mean I'm going to tell you information but of course I didn't do the survey/research myself haha!! Any who.....

Guys if you were ANY of these costumes, you will almost instantly be labeled as a jacka**

1. "Seymore Boobs Free Mammogram." - It's a box that goes over your head that says "Free Mammogram" and has a cutout in the shape of boobs for your face.

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2.  "Genie in a Lamp." - This one is an Aladdin vest and a huge magic lamp that goes around your waist . . . you know, like it's your junk. And it says "Rub Me!" on the side.

3. "Frank the Flasher." -  You'll get a trench coat, a gray wig that looks like male pattern baldness . . . and a flesh-colored bodysuit with fake junk.

4. "Adult Droopers." - You get a white granny wig, orange Hooters shorts, a cutoff shirt that says "Droopers" . . . and fake boobs hanging out.

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& that's not all! There's about 15 more costumes that make you guys look like dicks and you should never wear haha! Sorry for the blunt honesty, just trying to help!!

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