Hilarious Chuck Norris Jokes

I was watching TV the other day and I saw an infomercial with Chuck Norris in it. It reminded me of all of the funny Chuck Norris jokes that were circulating for a long while.

I decided to try and find them again to get a good laugh. I ended up finding new ones that I had never heard before. And, they are hilarious! Check out the top 10 funny Chuck Norris jokes I found.

10) Did you hear that explosion? It was just Chuck Norris blowing out his birthday candles.

9) Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves.

8) Chuck Norris doesn't have an Esc key on his computer. Nobody EVER escapes.

7) Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

6) Chuck Norris always talks about Fight Club.

5) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

4) Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3) Death once had a near Chuck experience.

2) Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number...you answered the wrong phone.

And, the Number one funny Chuck Norris joke is...

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had THREE missed calls from Chuck Norris!

I hope you enjoyed them. Do you have any funny Chuck Norris jokes you would like to share? I would love to hear them.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had THREE missed calls from Chuck Norris.