How to Tell If You’re Addicted to Coffee

I wish I drank coffee. I get up early every weekday but I can't stand the taste of coffee. I even hate coffee ice cream.

If you can't start your day without a couple cups of joe, then you might be addicted to coffee.

Check out these signs that you might need a coffee intervention. Here are the top 10 ways to know if you are addicted to coffee:

10) You can jump start your car without cables.

9)   You speak so fast people ask, "Have you ever considered being an auctioneer?"

8)   Your lips are stuck in the sipping position.

7)   You don't tan you roast.

6)   You don't sweat you percolate.

5)   You've done 5 miles on your treadmill before you discover it's not turned on.

4)   Once upon a time you loved NASCAR and hockey, but now they're too slow.

3)   When your wife asks what you think of her new hair-do, you say, "I like it a latte."

2)   You chew on other people's fingernails.

1)   Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

Do any of these things describe you?