I'm not going to lie here, Mondays are tough to get going. However with Christmas coming this week, everyone seems to be in a festive mood!

Whether it's a short week for you, or not, a good chuckle is always good for your mental health.

Since it's the season of giving, you're getting, not one, but two jokes today! Consider it my gift to you! Oh and in case you're in the giving mood too, I'm a size medium. :)

Here are your stolen jokes:

Q: Which reindeer is the best at football?

Answer: BLITZEN

Q: What do you drink at the library?

Answer: Tequila Mockingbird

Merry Christmas to all!

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