Naked Baking Cooking Armor?

Common sense would tell us that cooking bacon, naked, is not the best idea in the world. With that being said, when does anyone use common sense after they've been drinking?

J & D Foods has come out with a product called, 'Naked Baking Cooking Armor'. Yep. The armor consists of a hard plastic shell covered with foam then enclosed in vinyl. And, the good news is that it will only set you back $14.99!

Co-founder Justin Esch said, "It truly is the gold standard of genital grease burn protection."  (HuffingtonPost.com)

Props to them for having an idea and running with it, but I'm all set in the 'genital grease burn protection' area. Thanks.