Naked Man Found In Tree!

It's a bird!  It's a plane!  No! It's a...naked guy in a tree?  Imagine that scene while out for a stroll with your special someone!  Well, that was just the case recently in Alabama.

In Arab, AL (pronounced AY-rab), some of the locals noticed a naked man in a tree so and called 9-1-1. Police and firefighters rushed to the scene where they spotted 40-year-old Michael Long nesting in some pine needles.

He had made his way up more than 40 feet high. Speaking of high, officers say drugs caused the climbing to commence. For over an hour the patient police officers tried talking him down but Mr. Long refused to budge.

So they went to plan B: a bucket truck and a chainsaw. With sawdust flying and branches crashing to the ground, Long finally decided he'd had enough and boarded the bucket and rode it safely to the ground where he was arrested for public lewdness and disorderly conduct. He then had to nest in jail until going before a judge. (Alabama's 13)