New Job Opportunity for the Man in Your House

A company in Germany is looking to hire a new Brothel Tester.  Prostitution is legal and regulated in Germany, so it's all legit.

You'll get paid to visit the company's brothels in Germany, China, and Spain, and test out their 120 prostitutes.

Your job is quality control, so make your daily reports on value, safe sex practices, and cleanliness.  I'm hoping that means the cleanliness of the brothels, not the ladies, but just in case. You better check everything...for your report.

The company is looking for someone with a college degree, preferably in business, and someone who can speak German. Multilingual applicants get pushed to the top of the list!.  Other experience is necessary as well, "practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary."

Applications are due by the 31st.  There's no starting salary listed, but as long as you get food and water while you're on the job what else could you possibly need?

Source:  Daily Mirror