Riddle: What Is 4 Inches Long And Can Make Louie G’s Heart Stop?

I have spent most of my life making bad food and drink choices. But, ironically, that will not be the one thing that stops my heart.

The one thing that will make my heart say, "I've had enough! Bye!" will be a....4 inch long DEAD snake without a head!

Yep! I am walking through my yard yesterday and I almost step on this thing. My first question was "where the hell is it's head?" My next question is, "Do I need to change my underwear?"

Then my mind really starts to go crazy...where did it come from? Are there a lot more around here? Do I have to move now?

But, I would like the Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park to know that I had NOTHING to do with its death. I found it like that. I guess they frown upon hurting animals...even ones that ruin undergarments!