Louie is not in the business of ignoring pizza.
But if you're one of those people who believes in idiotic notions like "portion control", you might be into this.

Scientists at Cornell just published a study that figured out how to trick people into eating less pizza in two easy steps:

1. Put the pizza on the biggest freaking table you can find.

2. Cut it into sixteen slices, not 8 or 12.

The study found that when pizza was on a big table and had small slices, it tricked people's brains into thinking the slices weren't that small, so they took a very reasonable portion.

But the exact opposite happened when a pizza was on a tiny table. So Louie says: "On the small table, people think that pizza is smaller and the slices super tiny, so you'll eat a ton of it!"

It comes in handy if you're tanking on your New Year's resolution, or you just want to save money at your Super Bowl party! An extra pizza might actually be less money than buying a epic sized table though. Compare pricing 1st please!

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