- Brad Pitt's willing to pay $10 million to get Angelina Jolie's sex tape back from the underworld. [PopBytes]

- Dakota Fanning plays "find the pickle" with her family every Christmas. She does. [The Blemish]

- Katie Holmes' Broadway play 'Dead Accounts' is dead on all accounts. ZING! [Bohomoth]

- Madonna accused of stealing merchandise designs. Likes she designs her own merchandise. [PopCrush]

- Nicki Minaj showed up at her 'Christmas Extravaganza' dressed like a cracked-out lady bug. [IDLYITW]

- Richard Simmons gets his foot run over by a car and barely seems to care. [SeriouslyOMG]

- People notice Christina Hendricks for her bright red hair, not her enormous rack. Alrighty. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Priss-pot Karl Lagerfeld knows he sells things people desperately want - but really don't need. [Jezebel]

- 'Sherlock' named the best 2012 U.K. show, Steven Moffat celebrates by trolling us. [Hypable]

- Wondering what Kristen Stewart's face would look like on Robert Pattinson's body? Don't. [ScreenCrush]

 

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