- Jessica Alba's Golden Globes necklace could give 24 needy children undergraduate degrees. [Too Fab]

- Coco is still letting other rappers fondle her behind and put it on the internet. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Justin Bieber can contact sex offenders WITH HIS MIND. [PopCrush]

- Charlie Sheen wants to return for a 'Two and a Half Men' series finale as a zombie. [ScreenCrush]

- Nicki Minaj claims she's not crazy. Working an eight-hour day is just too hard for her. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Single Selena Gomez, footloose and Bieber-free, grinds on old men in celebration. [IDLYITW]

- Lance Armstrong gave the least surprising admission to Oprah ever. [PopBytes]

- Colleges in the UK are teaching people how to be famewhores now. [Rickey]

- For the love of all that's holy, someone give stylist Rachel Zoe a cheeseburger already. [Bohomoth]

- The White House hilariously responds to a petition about building a Death Star. [Hypable]

 

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