Top 5 Strangest Things Kids Have Asked Santa For

We all know that kids can be brutally honest. I can't tell you how many times I have witnessed parents trying to explain what their kids meant to say.

With the Christmas season upon us, I found a list of the top 5 strangest things that kids have asked Santa for. I once knew this kid who had asked Santa if he could trade in his sister for a pizza...

Alright, maybe it was me, but in my defense pizza is awesome!

Here are the top 5 strangest things that kids have asked Santa for:

5)  "A unicorn that poops rainbows"

4)  "A lifetime supply of peanut butter so my dog can lick my face forever."

3)  "A gumball machine filled with avocados."

2)  "To destroy all Backstreet Boy CDs."

1)  "For my neighbor lady to stop coming over when my mom is at work."

Source - Buzzfeed

So what's the weirdest thing you or your kids have ever asked Santa for?