Justin Bieber's monkey Mally -- no, not that one, that's Jerry -- is doing just fine. So PETA and other animal rights organizations can call off the dogs (!!!) regarding the situation that saw Mally quarantined in Germany, since his owner didn't have the necessary documentation to enter the country with it.
Oh Lord. Literally!
For the amount of crap Justin Bieber has got from TMZ hounding his every move, it was only fitting that the phenom get back at Harvey Levin and Co.
And get back he did.
Justin Bieber has sworn to the high heavens that he never spit on his neighbor in a heated argument, but witnesses beg to differ -- and that could land the Biebs in big trouble.
Theoretically, anyway.
Well, a few things can be made certain after Selena Gomez's appearance on David Letterman:
Selena Gomez has been taking passive aggressive digs at Justin Bieber since they first broke up, and she kept the momentum going with her Monday night interview on 'The Late Show With David Letterman,' where she and the adorably gap-toothed host poked fun at her ex's misery.
And this time instead of doing a lame dance, Gomez was actually charming and funny.
Looks like that heart-to-heart with Will Smith was all for naught, because Justin Bieber has taken to Instagram once again with some controversial words.
Specifically that he's not going into rehab (nor does he deserve to be in rehab), that he's seen the entire world and that he's not a financial failure like Lindsay Lohan.
Just when you thought Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were over for good, a few stories popped up saying she may, in fact, take her former 'Boyfriend'-singing boyfriend back.
But only if her new movie flops.
Justin Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal, and it had nothing to do with health problems or paparazzi beatdowns.
Instead, it could be for a reason with which he's entirely unfamiliar: a simple lack of interest.
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.
