Do Your Kids Say Whacky Things?

Didn't Bill Cosby talk about things kids say?  I am not a parent, but I would imagine every parent has a moment involving something their kids have said that has made them want to crawl under a rock.  Some parents have compiled a list of some embarrassing things their kids have said that strangers could hear. Enjoy!

"Who is that lady?"
"Did you hear that lady fart?"
"Wait, is that a lady or a man?"
"Why is the principal so fat?"
"Why does that lady have hair on her lip?"
"Why does that lady have butter all over her teeth?"
"When will the priest stop talking?"
"That lady is really, really old, right?"
"That man walking his dogs is a stranger, right, Mom? If he asks me to look at puppies, I will say no!"

Have your kids ever said anything like that?