Tina Fey Will Not Host the 2014 Oscars No Matter How Much You Beg
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made us love them more with their joint Golden Globe hosting, leaving William Shatner to ponder during the opening of the 2013 Oscars, “Why can’t we just get Tina and Amy to host this show? Why can’t Tina and Amy just host everything?”
Tina was apparently blown away by the shout out, saying it was “an honor to be ‘Shatnered’” but that she has no plans to host next year’s Oscars.
We are not high-fiving a million angels over this announcement.
“I just feel like that gig is so hard. Especially for, like, a woman — the amount of months that would be spent trying on dresses alone . . . No way,” Fey explained. “I wish I could tell you there was [hope].”
So who will the Academy rope into the next gig? We’re holding out for a sentient robot with a heart of gold.