What If Your Mattress Could Talk!

I don't know about you but I'd prefer to have my mattress NOT know what's happening on top of it. It's not because I am doing anything illegal, but it's also not something I want the world to know either.

I'm not sure technology gets creepier than this.  A company in Spain just created a mattress called the Smarttress that has a feature called the, quote, "lover detection system."

What does that mean?  The mattress has built-in sensors that can tell if someone's having SEX, and if it detects some fornicating, it sends an alert to your phone.

The company says it's their solution to the, quote, "global infidelity crisis" . . . in other words, you'll know if your significant other is doin' it with someone else on your bed.  There's no word on when this could ship or how much it'll cost. (Product Hunt)

What do you think of this product? Would you buy it?