Woman Calls Cops To Report A “Revenge Fart”

I really hope that this does not become illegal. If it does, I am going to have to re-think my revenge tactics. At home, at the gym, in the grocery store, and even on the rail trail. I'm like a skunk. That is my defense mechanism.

A guy in Laholm, Sweden had a date with a woman earlier this week.  They were at her apartment, and he wanted to have sex . . . but she turned him down, even though they'd made plans to get-it-on that night.

So he expressed his unhappiness with her decision by expressing some NOXIOUS FUMES from his sphincter.

Or, as she said, it was a, quote, "revenge fart."

Then he left her apartment . . . and she called the cops.  She even filed a police report because she said the gas disturbed her peace of mind.

As far as we know, the guy was NOT arrested. (Daily Mail)