So you totally wanted the cubic zirconia and white gold plated pair of earrings from K-Mart and you only had $11.36 to your name. You decided to steal them.

The case is locked up tight. Then you come up with the idea of the century. Nobody is going to notice if you just take the whole case. They'll think you work here. Yeah. That's the ticket.

34-year-old, Quashanda Wolfe of Kingsport, Tennessee went into a K-Mart last Thursday morning to steal some earrings.

The display case was about three feet tall. No problem for her though! She just casually hoisted it up, put it in her shopping cart, and began to wheel it out of the store.

What's even better is the minimum wage security guard noticed, and stopped her just outside the door! Amazing!

There were 37 pairs of earrings in the case, worth $250 each. Wait, what? K-Mart sells $250 of earrings? Since when? Oh and the display case was worth $200.00. Wow, ritzy.

She was arrested for theft of property over $1,000 and vandalism.

The other real crime going on here is that K-Mart is selling $250.00 earrings.

 

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