Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to ‘Murder Her Vagina,’ So You Know Twitter Had to Respond

Former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes has been behaving bizarrely for a while now. Earlier this week, she revealed a crush on singer Drake in her usual off-kilter way — but her latest tweet about him was weird … even for her.

On Friday, March 22, Bynes tweeted:

I want @drake to murder my vagina

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013

 
Now, lady-bit homicide is no laughing matter, but a lot of the responses to the tweet are. Here are some of the best.

First from the comics:

Oh my god I’m at Amanda Bynes vagina’s wake and Jon Hamm’s penis is here. I didn’t know they were friends.

— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) March 22, 2013

call me old fashioned but I think only your husband should murder your vagina.

— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) March 22, 2013

I see that Amanda Bynes has decided to star in “What a Girl Wants 2.”

— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) March 22, 2013

“Hey, this is Drake. I’m murdering a vagina right now, so, um, leave a message and I’ll get back to you.”

— iamnotdiddy™ (@iamnotdiddy) March 22, 2013

Don’t be too hard on Amanda Bynes, she was drunk driving when she tweeted that.

— Matthew O’Brien (@MattOB34) March 22, 2013

So, who got to draw the chalk outline for Amanda Bynes?

— JerryThomas (@JerryThomas) March 22, 2013

 
And then there were some replies from the Twitter hoi polloi.

There were cheerleaders:

get the D RT “@amandabynes: I want @drake to murder my vagina ”

— ♡ Lady Gaga ♡ (@hausofdavid) March 22, 2013

 
There were detractors:

Like a young Meryl, this one. RT @amandabynes “I want @drake to murder my vagina”

— David Coggeshall (@DavidCoggeshall) March 22, 2013

 
There were the clueless:

What son RT @amandabynes I want @drake to murder my vagina

— Adam Graham (@grahamorama) March 22, 2013

 
And a few of these people:

YOUR PEOPLE ARE CRYING OUT FOR YOU, LORD RT @amandabynes I want @drake to murder my vagina

— lauren ashley smith (@msLAS) March 22, 2013

Bynes followed her Drake tweet with this one:

Twerking out

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013

Hopefully Drake doesn’t read that, mistake her for Miley Cyrus and go to the wrong house. All twerkers don’t look alike, you know.

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