This has been one of the hardest winters in recent years, but you’ve got to believe me when I say it isn’t all bad! There are some good things that have come of it! In my opinion, these are some of the top best things that have happened this winter…

 

1) It has made it impossible to lose a 'complaining competition'.

If there’s one thing we love more than warm weather, it’s complaining, and nobody will deny that having more to complain about than other people is a great feeling! It’s been so cold lately that nobody who isn’t from around here can possibly out-complain anybody who lives here. As soon as someone begins to complain, we all have the right to immediately shut him or her down without even having to hear them out!

 

2) It has given us a strong sense of accomplishment.

Our ancestors who lived during the ice age would be proud of us! We have taken this weather head on like true champions and proven that we’re resilient! Who says that we’ve become weaker as a people? The fact that we’ve survived this long in this weather is a testament to how strong we are. There is nothing that we can’t survive!  USA! USA! USA!

 

3) It has given us good stories for the future.

It seems like all of the best terrible weather happened before any of us were alive. We’ve all heard of the great blizzards of 1904, but who even remembers that? Nobody is still around from that time, so it’s time to start making our own history. This can be called the 'Catastrophic Cold of 2015', or like, the 'Never Ending Winter of the 21st Century'. We all lived through this and we can all pass these stories onto our children and grandchildren!

 

4) It has delayed the Zombie Apocalypse.

I’m not denying that all this cold is unbearable, but have you noticed the blatant lack of zombies in town? I don’t know about you, but I think we only have this cold weather to thank for this. I mean, an uprising is just around the corner, but as long as it stays cold we have nothing to worry about! Zombies hate cold!

 

So maybe next time you decide that you totally hate the cold weather, you should think about these reasons and maybe you’ll come to appreciate it for what it is: a good friend to us!

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