I usually do my stolen joke feature on Mondays, but I thought in honor of Halloween I would do a something special!

Before I get to my Halloween Stolen Joke, I just want to remind you that today is the day where people frighten friends and neighbors by covering their faces with horrifying, rubber masks...or as Bruce Jenner calls it...Friday!

Ok, that was just a warm up.  Here is the real Halloween Stolen Joke:

What's worse than being a five-ton witch?

Answer:  Being her broom!  :)

Happy Haunting!

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