If Louie G Got Arrested, What Do You Think It Would Be For?

I received a text the other day from a friend who was watching the TV show Cops.  They said that someone on the show looked just like me.  Of course my response was, "He must be HOT!"

Then, it made me think...if I got arrested what would people think that I got arrested for?  I know that this might be a very bad idea, but what do you think would be the reason that I would get arrested?

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